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Monday
Sep142009

Not Fresh: Kanye West

Yeah it's that time again.  Let us all welcome our next inductee to the Not Fresh family.  Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Kanye West.  See if you follow our site, then you should know that fresh is love.  Fresh does not hate.  Because hating reeks of unfreshness.  Not Fresh is here to correct.  And Kanye is in dire need of correction.  I'm a parent so I'm familiar with children talking out of turn.  They see an opportunity, and they can't wait to spill out whatever they have to say.  No matter who else has the floor.  It's a problem that's easily correctable.  Most of the time I pull my off spring to the side.  Give them the stern daddy talk, and that's the end of it.  No harm, no foul.  But left uncorrected this syndrome can grow into something I refer to as speech diarrhea.  That's when you open your mouth, and let the sh*t fly out.  Our good friend Mr. West is suffering from an out break of speech diarrhea.  See when he went on the rant about Bush, people were accepting.  It needed to be said.  It had to be said.  But then something happened.  I guess little Kanye felt he could pipe up, and say whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted.  Only problem is you're a grown up, and that type of behavior isn't fly.  We've seen Kanye go on these temper tantrums before, but the day to turning a blind eye to his continued bitchassness are done. See when Russell Jones pulled it off it was heartfelt.  Those words meant something.  When Kanye does it it's more like a spoiled child begging for more attention.   Truly Not Fresh.  Seeing Kanye waltz up on stage makes me ask a few different questions.  Why is he so amped for Beyonce to win video of the year?  You're still a part of whatever label Jay-Z owns, I'm sure you'll still get a single on the next album without pulling that move.  Secondly why is security so relaxed?  I don't care if it is Kanye West, somebody should have put a shoulder into that fool before he hit the steps. Kanye West may be a dummy, but he ain't no fool.  I'd pay cash money to see him rush the stage if Jezzy or Rick Ross where accepting an award.  I'm sure the outcome might be a tad bit different.  We might have witnessed the first live telecasted murder.   I honestly never knew Taylor Swift walked the planet earth until last night.  Never knew about her music, probably couldn't pick her out of a police line up.  By this morning she's been searched on Google quite a bit.  She may want to send Kanye a fruit basket.  He made her even more famous by acting like an ass bag.  Kanye this is just a word of advice.  We know you're a musical genius.  Really we do.  We get the fact that you've felt slighted and disrespected in the past, but all the accolades you've garnered should erase some of your foolish behavior.  Next time remember silence is golden.  Hold your girls hand.  Whisper some disgruntled words in her ear an let it go.  No one cares.  We'd hate to put you on blast again.

 

P.S.  Leave that Henny alone home.  That devil water will do it to you every time.

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